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BBC News / Science
- Thousands may have died in UK's exceptional May and June heatwavesAn early estimate suggests more than 2,700 people will have died from heat-related causes during the UK's exceptionally hot weather in recent months.
- China evacuates nearly two million people as powerful typhoon makes landfallSchools, work and outdoor activities have been suspended in Zhejiang province and many transport services cancelled.
- China evacuates nearly two million people as powerful typhoon makes landfallSchools, work and outdoor activities have been suspended in Zhejiang province and many transport services cancelled.
- Alderney set to welcome Britain in Bloom judgesAlderney is set to represent the Bailiwick of Guernsey in the national Royal Horticultural Society awards.
- Pupils vow to save 'dying' river in beauty spotChildren from a school near a popular beauty spot test local water quality over pollution concerns.
BBC News / Technology
- Meta pulls new AI image feature after days of backlashMeta's release this week of an AI feature that let people alter Instagram content drew swift blowback.
- Tech NowAdrienne Murray has rare access to Microsoft's Quantum Lab in Denmark.
- Is the Assassin's Creed Black Flag remake worth the 13 year wait?The BBC's Tom Gerken plays the much-anticipated pirate game which has been remade from the ground up.
- Apple sues OpenAI, its employees claiming theft of trade secretsApple said in a Friday lawsuit that OpenAI’s nascent hardware business is “rotten to its core.”
- EU threatens Meta with fines over 'addictive' Facebook and InstagramRegulators say features such as infinite scroll contribute to "compulsive use" and "unhealthy habits".
Reddit PoliticalHumor
- Great Mitch’s Ghost
submitted by /u/Hobbes604Seriously, isn’t this why ghosts get stuck in the physical world?
[link] [comments] - He was fabulous and so very flamboyant
submitted by /u/verve51
[link] [comments] - Always look on the bright side
submitted by /u/Wickeman1
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The Daily Mash
- Britain experiences first documented case of barbecue fatigueA HOSPITAL has admitted the first-ever British man suffering from a debilitating sickness of barbecuing every bloody weekend.
- We ask you: How can England stop Haaland tonight?TONIGHT, England play Erling Haaland and his Norwegian chums in the quarter-final of the World Cup. How can he possibly be stopped?
- Loony lefties ban England flag made with human bloodPATRIOTS have been banned from painting a 60ft England flag on the side of a building just because they are planning to use human blood for the red bits.
- Shrewd Clacton voter suspects Count Binface may be a fictional characterAN astute voter in Clacton-on-Sea has a hunch that Count Binface might not actually be from the planet Sigma IX.
- England needs a fun celebration making light of its past invading other countries in boatsWHY should it be Norway? If there’s any nation known worldwide for descending on countries in boats and taking them over by force, it’s surely us.
- Keep your coat on in case it turns nippy: Northerners’ heatwave advice for the rest of the countryBRITAIN is in the grip of another heatwave, not that it will trouble bluff, no-nonsense Northerners. Here is their advice to the rest of the nation.
- In your wheelie bin: My definition of safe spaces, by a delivery driverLOOKING for a parcel that’s allegedly arrived? Don't worry. I, your humble and innovative delivery driver, have left it in one of these clever places.
- Man concerned at how quietly girlfriend can have sex when necessaryA MAN who was impressed by how quietly his girlfriend was able to have sex while staying at his parents’ house is now worried instead.