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DokuWiki can include feeds into its pages. Below I show 2 news feeds plus 2 that are intended to be humorous. Since I have no control over the content that is presented, please don't be offended if you don't like the news or don't appreciate the humor.
BBC News / Science
- More than 90 deaths this season: Are we seeing more avalanches?Recent deadly incidents in California and Europe are putting avalanches - and how to avoid them - in the spotlight.
- Are you cut out for living and working in Antarctica?Jobs are available on the icy continent for chefs, plumbers, carpenters and even hairdressers.
- Nasa astronauts' moon mission delayed due to rocket issueThe mission to the far side of the Moon and back will be postponed after problems with were spotted with its rocket, a Nasa official said.
- Giant tortoises return to Galápagos island after nearly 200 yearsThe native species was driven to extinction by sailors in the 1800s. Now, 158 juvenile giant tortoises have been reintroduced to the island.
- When does the Nasa Moon mission launch and who are the Artemis II crew?The first crewed Moon mission in 50 years could launch in February, ahead of a future lunar landing.
BBC News / Technology
- 'The end of Xbox': fans split as AI exec takes over Microsoft's top gaming roleThe executive shake-up has sparked online debate about new boss Asha Sharma's gaming credentials.
- Porn company fined £1.35m by Ofcom over age check failingsOfcom's £1.35m fine on 8579 LLC is the largest it has levied under the Online Safety Act so far.
- Tumbler Ridge suspect's ChatGPT account banned before shootingOpenAI said the account's activity did not meet the threshold to flag it to authorities when it was identified.
- Why fake AI videos of UK urban decline are taking over social mediaDeepfakes showing grim taxpayer-funded waterparks have gone viral and drawn some racist responses.
- Is £70 becoming harder to justify? The rise of cheaper blockbuster gamesAs top games such as GTA 6 are speculated to cost $100 (£74), some developers are deliberately pricing lower.
Reddit PoliticalHumor
- No more excuses 😁
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The Daily Mash
- Six things your mate who’s always too broke to do anything did last monthHAS your perpetually broke friend bailed on buying you a drink again? While letting slip that all these activities were apparently within last month’s budget.
- Wills and Kate: what do they do all day to not have time to watch films?THE news that William and Kate have not had time to watch all five Bafta nominated films has the UK questioning what else they are f**king doing.
- Why this horrible bigot we interviewed at the bus stop represents every Gorton and Denton voterWE kept looking. We refused to give up. And eventually we found the one unbelievably thick, nasty and prejudiced voter who reflects the views of all Gorton and Denton voters.
- Woman proud that she managed to remain fat through noughtiesWATCHING a documentary about America’s Next Top Model and reflecting on the intense pressure to be thin in the 00s, a woman is retrospectively proud of how fat she stayed.
- How to lie in: A guide for irritating early risersPERPETUALLY paranoid about ‘wasting the day’ staying in bed? Chill the f**k out by following this guide to enjoying it and not being knackered by 9pm.
- We ask you: Which Royal would you like to see behind bars, and what for?THE arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor means it is open season on any and all Royals. Who are you hoping to see convicted?
- Am I maxxing, mogging, or moggmaxxing? A guide to the latest youth slangCONCERNED about whether your recent trip to Londis to buy Monster was one in which you were mogging, maxxing, or both? We explain.
- Man confused as sex drags on to tenth minuteA MAN cannot understand what is happening as his latest bout of sexual intercourse extends into its tenth minute.